Paint me like one of those French bishes. 

Paint me like one of those French bishes. 

Bishes beware of ze Choco Beam. I will not hesitate to destroy your pitiful mortal soul. 

Bishes beware of ze Choco Beam. I will not hesitate to destroy your pitiful mortal soul. 

Surfin’ the interwebz with Kim 1. I sent Kislave to the dungeon for the week (the bish has been giving me some sass). This Kim is much easier to control because of his simplemindedness. 

Surfin’ the interwebz with Kim 1. I sent Kislave to the dungeon for the week (the bish has been giving me some sass). This Kim is much easier to control because of his simplemindedness. 

World domination is close at hand (or paw if you’re going to be a technical mortal bish). First HnB Company, tomorrow the world. Kwahahahaha. 

World domination is close at hand (or paw if you’re going to be a technical mortal bish). First HnB Company, tomorrow the world. Kwahahahaha. 

u-u-u-u-u-kiss: ikiss-ukiss: kissmeimab2uty: awings: meiiii: As requested by arababamano , fuckmelickisseop , meiiii HAHA, I combined your request all together HAHA Hope you’ll like it :) KISEOP DONT LIE YOU’RE NOT THAT SHY AND DONGHO. TOO CUTE OMG LOLOLOL CRYING THIS IS FUNNY OTL  JABSJDBJASBDASDBAKEVINNN!!! XD ♥♥ BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!! LOLOL  Kislave you slut. 

u-u-u-u-u-kiss:

ikiss-ukiss:

kissmeimab2uty:

awings:

meiiii:

As requested by arababamano , fuckmelickisseop , meiiii

HAHA, I combined your request all together HAHA Hope you’ll like it :)

KISEOP DONT LIE YOU’RE NOT THAT SHY AND DONGHO. TOO CUTE

OMG LOLOLOL CRYING THIS IS FUNNY OTL 

JABSJDBJASBDASDBAKEVINNN!!! XD ♥♥

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

LOLOL 

Kislave you slut. 

(via dongblebee)

Once the Tumbeasts finally disappear, you’ll know who to thank for that.

Did I say you could take a break? I didn’t choose you to do my bidding so you could sleep. Get back to work on that Choco plushie design Slave. 

Did I say you could take a break? I didn’t choose you to do my bidding so you could sleep. Get back to work on that Choco plushie design Slave. 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

u-kissed:

110311 U-KISS Kibum Cyworld Update

Video title: [Blockbuster] Choco and the Magical Hand ([블록버스터]쪼꼬와 마법의손)

No man can escape

그 누구도 벗어날 수 없다

2011’s best film production Choco and the Magical Hand

2011 최고의 화제작 쪼꼬와 마법의 손

=_=..;

(I didn’t know a way to get rid of my breathing in the picture..sorry)

(화면은 돌리는 방법을 몰라서..죄송합니다)

CR: Kibum’s Cyworld + moksori

My movie debut. Wasn’t I fabulous?

I deserve an Oscar for this performance. 

(via dongblebee)

Yes. Look into my eyes. Give me your soul and serve me for all of eternity. You cannot deny this face. Kwahahahaha. 

Yes. Look into my eyes. Give me your soul and serve me for all of eternity. You cannot deny this face. Kwahahahaha. 

Kislave’s nose is my best piece of work if I do say so myself. 

Kislave’s nose is my best piece of work if I do say so myself. 

(via elseop)

Greetings mere human. You have entered the blog that belongs to the one and only Almighty Choco. I currently reside and rule the Kim household. My servants consist of Hyung Jun and his mini-me.

I demand your love and worship. If not for me you would not have any of your precious oppas or unnies. I can easily smite any of them if you displease me. Enjoy your stay here. If you like me, then I will like you. Maybe.

I smite all haters and Tumbeasts.

And in case you were wondering, yes, I do know Shisus.

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Name: The Almighty Choco
Species: a Holy poodle
Age: I'm immortal bish.
Hair Color: Chocolate brown. Duh.
Eye Color: Brown.

Likes: Smiting the unworthy, walks, food, taking rides in mah pram, dressing up, sleeping, and Piro Piro.
Dislikes: Hateful anons, Tumbeasts, bitches, trolls, and stepping in puddles.